The Jersey Shore Season 2 premiere was everything MTV and the Jersey Shore cast promised -- outrageously ridiculous, mindless entertainment ... to say the least. But then again, what would Jersey Shore be without drama and jaw-dropping moments?
While you were attempting to adjust your television set to reduce the orange glow, perhaps you missed one of the most outrageous moments of the hour-long Jersey Shore Season 2 episode 2. So let me count them down for you, then weigh in on what your favorite moment was of "The Hangover."
Outrageous Moment #5: Snooki kills Angelina -- All you can say about this one is thank God the duck phone hasn't made its way to Miami. Frustrated over the nonstop phone calls for Angelina, Snooki finally realizes the only way to stop all the calls is to kill off Angelina. "No! Angelina died," Snooki told Angelina's umpteenth caller before slamming down the phone. A minute later the phone rings again and Angelina answers it. "Angelina died?!" the callers asks in shock. "I didn't die!"
Outrageous Moment #4: Catfight 2.0 & JWoWW's Warning -- JWoWW instigates Snooki by telling her Angelina's been talking about her boyfriend, Emilio, behind her back. That gets Snooki so fired up she confronts Angelina -- who does what she does best and denies everything. Meantime, Ronnie sees the silver lining in catfight 2.0. "This is awesome," he says, "for once it's not my drama." JWoWW then takes things to a whole other level with a string of threats that reminds The Situation of when he was on the receiving end of JWoWW's wrath. "I'm gonna swing. Sleep with one eye open," she warns Angelina. "I'm gonna make you sweat it out ... Sweat it, bi---."
Outrageous Moment #3: Chicken Dinner? -- If only Snooki hadn't bought that $395 $393 pair of crystal-covered sunglasses she might have seen the raw chicken comin' at her. But instead, when she opens the fridge door to get her pickles, the raw chicken dinner The Situation is marinating splatters all over the refrigerator and the floor. As if the scene isn't hilarious enough, Vinny's actually contemplating rinsing it off and eating it. "What do we do with it? Wash it?" he asks The Situation, who's in the hot tub. "What do we do? Pick that sh-- up, dog," Mike says with one of his priceless expressions that you've just got to see to truly and fully appreciate.
Outrageous Moment #2: IFF and 'Deny, Deny, Deny' -- Ronnie not only comes home bragging about his night of 3-way kissing, but then plans to go cuddle with Sammi. The next morning he wakes up competely hungover and not remembering a thing from the night before. He and the boys come up with a plan for when Angelina tells Sammi what happened at the club. Ronnie's got three words to solve his "IFF" (I'm Fu--- Foundation) situation -- "deny, deny, deny." Ronnie sells his story well enough that Sammi ultimately apologizes to him and goes with the him to get the most ironic tattoo of all time -- a pair of hands praying while holding a rosary. Yeah, Ronnie, you're a real saint.
Outrageous Moment #1: Angelina Slaps Pauly D -- As if Angelina coudn't get any more obnoxious -- give that girl a few drinks and you've got what Jersey Shore producers can only dream of. After grinding with a girl and shaming Pauly D for hooking up with an engaged chick, she tells Pauly D and Mike "The Situation" approximately 40 times she loves them.
"What?" Pauly D responds.
"I want to marry you," Angelina goes on referring to their solitary hookup, "I think about you every day."
Trying to take the high road, Pauly D attempts to ignore a clearly wasted, and by this point, crying Angelina. But that pisses her off even more. "You don't even care," she yells as she slaps him across the face. When Angelina follows Pauly D and "The Situation" outside, the fight erupts as Angelina gets close to Pauly.
"Are you touching me? Stop touching me," he yells shoving her away. "You're on your fu--ing own. You don't have me or Situation," Pauly D yells. "Now you have zero friends."
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